alexputyourpantsbackon:

october is already like half over and i have been too busy to fully enjoy it yet wtf no i demand a refund 

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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

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hijefff:

Providing you with the best memories you’ll never remember. 

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